I don’t hate everyone in this house.
Im just not a fan of my dad. Let’s just keep this relationship civil with you buying me stuff so I’ll stay out of your hair like always.
grandma has been run over by a reindeer every Christmas eve since 1979 and frankly i’m beginning to believe it isn’t an accident
Why the fuck did I even like you? You didn’t even have a beard
I’m really hungry but I can’t be bothered to get up
I hate everyone in this house