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Kimm. 20. Houston. Texas.

Anonymous said: how did you get so tan???

notwifi:

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3 days ago
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greatwhiteprivilege:

*sends a butt pic to 8 different guys with the caption “its all yours”*

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5 days ago
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potentially-okay:

that was the hardest ive laughed in so longg

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5 days ago
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At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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1 week ago
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Im gonna throw away everything in my room. I have so much shit I just don’t need. None of it.

2 weeks ago
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But like, I can’t fucking sleep anymore.
Fuck this medicine. Fuck everything.

2 weeks ago
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forrealsies:

vinebox:

"Guys, I found a frog"

I seriously cannot stop laughing

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2 weeks ago
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moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

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2 weeks ago
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Back to school today and I honestly feel so sick to my stomach. I can’t.

1 week ago
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candidcatharsis:

so at work our store accidently ordered 700 khakis instead of the 70 we were supposed to get. the khakis in these pics i took ain’t even an eighth probably of all the fucking khakis we have stuffed in the back rooms. we have too many god damn khakis. no one should have to witness this layer of khaki hell. this shit ain’t right. this is all kinds of fucked up. there are too many fucking khakis. too many.

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2 weeks ago
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toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK O M G

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G

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2 weeks ago
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hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

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2 weeks ago
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